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A Stinkbug Horror Story
A Stinkbug Horror Story I was tired, this morning, when I first pulled myself out of bed. Rubbing the sleep out of my eyes, I stumbled into the kitchen and started setting up the Kureg to make myself a cup of coffee. Pop! I had backed up a step to throw the old coffee pod into the trash when I heard a loud popping sound from beneath my bare foot. Glancing down, I saw a a glob of green liquid on the floor about four inches from my heel. "What the hell??" Trying to figure out where it came from, I picked up my right foot and glanced under it. "Oh my God! Ew!! Oh my God!! Ew!" on the floor, right before my very eyes, was a squished stink bug, leg side up. I had managed not NOT notice this stink bug on the floor in my kitchen but I had also managed step on with my bare feet and NOT NOTICE I had done so! Every part of me wanted wither up and die as I cleaned up the crime scene with a paper towel. I may need some therapy for this one! Happy Thursday! |
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Oh the poor little bug all it's wanted was a warm place to stay during the winter and now you killed the little stinker. What will it's family think ,friends say day gone away Even the cat don't have a friend to play with now .
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This I found on Google it may help. What attracts and kills stink bugs? A simple combination of hot water, dish soap, and white vinegar is suggested to be an effective "trap" for stink bugs. (Farm & Dairy recommends filling a spray bottle with 2 cups of hot water, 1 cup of white vinegar, and 1/2 cup dish soap, then spraying the bugs directly.)Feb. 7, 2020
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I read some essential oils will repel them, like mint. Spray it or put in corners. Also, leave outside lights off at night. According to an article. Google them. I am critter phobic. I exterminate quarterly.
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I read some essential oils will repel them, like mint. Spray it or put in corners. Also, leave outside lights off at night. According to an article. Google them. I am critter phobic. I exterminate quarterly.
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You are lucky! These things are terrible.
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To the stinkbug this must have seemed like a Godzilla movie. He's in a better place, now.
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may need some therapy for this one
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i would have barfed on it lol you are strong
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There are swarms of them this year..Hate them damn things..Yuck!
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How did you not have to evacuate the house due to the smell! I was petsitting at a house recently where the stinkbugs were like the flies in Amityville Horror... I got one on my shirt and flicked it off when I was taking their dogs out and when I came back inside I could have sworn it came in with me, the stink was still so strong! And I didn't even squish it!!
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Was comical as All Get Out; the time my cat got a-hold of one and batting at it with a paw and then it released the smell 😂🤣🤠
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Thankfully, we don't get them over here (at least I've never seen one?). It would certainly bug me if I stepped on one with my bare feet!
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You need a country cat not a city cat
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You need a country cat not a city cat Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!
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Thankfully, we don't get them over here (at least I've never seen one?). It would certainly bug me if I stepped on one with my bare feet!
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Was comical as All Get Out; the time my cat got a-hold of one and batting at it with a paw and then it released the smell 😂🤣🤠
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How did you not have to evacuate the house due to the smell! I was petsitting at a house recently where the stinkbugs were like the flies in Amityville Horror... I got one on my shirt and flicked it off when I was taking their dogs out and when I came back inside I could have sworn it came in with me, the stink was still so strong! And I didn't even squish it!!
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10/15/2021 5:35 am |
There are swarms of them this year..Hate them damn things..Yuck!
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10/15/2021 4:51 am |
i would have barfed on it lol you are strong
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may need some therapy for this one goodbuddy781
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10/15/2021 4:01 am |
To the stinkbug this must have seemed like a Godzilla movie. He's in a better place, now.
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Your choices are simple; block every single hole, crevice, nook and cranny — that those tiny buggers can possibly be using as an entrance into your home. (*which may take a decade or two *) Plant ant and critter traps all over the place, to capture them. (*you'll need hundreds, at least.*) Obviously, carrying bug spray and a broom, on your person — at ALL times — is a given. Have you tried charming them out? 🤔 You know, with your smile? The last option for you, is to learn how to cohabitate with them. Didn't ya live with a guy... once? It's sorta like that, but you'll be totally ignoring each other. Hmmm... reminds me of the last few years with my EX. 🤔❗❗
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Ha ha ha ha I'll see you at therapy!
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Your choices are simple; block every single hole, crevice, nook and cranny — that those tiny buggers can possibly be using as an entrance into your home. (*which may take a decade or two *) Plant ant and critter traps all over the place, to capture them. (*you'll need hundreds, at least.*) Obviously, carrying bug spray and a broom, on your person — at ALL times — is a given. Have you tried charming them out? 🤔 You know, with your smile? The last option for you, is to learn how to cohabitate with them. Didn't ya live with a guy... once? It's sorta like that, but you'll be totally ignoring each other. Hmmm... reminds me of the last few years with my EX. 🤔❗❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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If it was leg side up, I don't think it was a crime scene. Well, unless it had a pillow under it's head and a blanket over it. Yeah, it's still not a pleasant way to start your morning, with a dead body on the floor. Eeewwwww.......
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If it was leg side up, I don't think it was a crime scene. Well, unless it had a pillow under it's head and a blanket over it. Yeah, it's still not a pleasant way to start your morning, with a dead body on the floor. Eeewwwww.......
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stink bugs are gathering on the north side of our house wanting into the warm inside. The Mrs steps on then even on the siding as she refuses to let them enter the house. I just use a broom.
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One of the first things ya gotta learn — now that you're living in the 'country' and not the city — is to wear slippers ALL the time! Yep... It's a good thing, ya didn't step on, *ugh*, never mind. 😶❗❗
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If it was leg side up, I don't think it was a crime scene. Well, unless it had a pillow under it's head and a blanket over it. Yeah, it's still not a pleasant way to start your morning, with a dead body on the floor. Eeewwwww.......
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stink bugs are gathering on the north side of our house wanting into the warm inside. The Mrs steps on then even on the siding as she refuses to let them enter the house. I just use a broom.
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One of the first things ya gotta learn — now that you're living in the 'country' and not the city — is to wear slippers ALL the time! Yep... It's a good thing, ya didn't step on, *ugh*, never mind. 😶❗❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I was tired, this morning, when I first pulled myself out of bed. Rubbing the sleep out of my eyes, I stumbled into the kitchen and started setting up the Kureg to make myself a cup of coffee. Pop! I had backed up a step to throw the old coffee pod into the trash when I heard a loud popping sound from beneath my bare foot. Glancing down, I saw a a glob of green liquid on the floor about four inches from my heel. "What the hell??" Trying to figure out where it came from, I picked up my right foot and glanced under it. "Oh my God! Ew!! Oh my God!! Ew!" There on the floor, right before my very eyes, was a squished stink bug, leg side up. I had managed to not only NOT notice this stink bug on the floor in my kitchen but I had also managed to step on it with my bare feet and NOT NOTICE I had done so! Every part of me wanted to wither up and die as I cleaned up the crime scene with a paper towel. I may need some therapy for this one! Happy Thursday!
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