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Here are some jokes that I wrote.
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Here are some jokes that I wrote. Are you pregnant or just too fat to tell the difference? Did your mom give birth to you or did a whale? I heard you took your girlfriend out to dinner Valentine's Day. Yeah, they said sorry no pigs allowed! I heard you lost your in the parking lot at Disneyland. Yeah, we found her parked two rows down. What does she look like? You can't miss her. She's as big as a house. Well, then you shouldn't have any trouble finding her. Just bark a few times I'm sure she'll come running. Just wave a chicken leg in the air she'll pick up the scent. Is that your or one of the New Year's Day floats? Your sure Takes the Cake! Yeah, that's the problem she takes a lot of cake! Does your give a good blowjob? Yeah, she's got no front teeth! How big is your girlfriend's pussy? Her pussy is so big when I say hello down there it echoes back! How ugly are your girlfriend's tits? They are so ugly they call her fried egg tits! How big and ugly are your girlfriend's feet? Her feet are so big and so ugly when they saw her footprint they thought they had discovered Bigfoot! Does your girlfriend like to suck your cock? Yeah, when she's not sucking some other guy's cock! How often do you like to have sex with your girlfriend? Every day if I could! Most of the time she's got some other guy's dick in her pussy! How often do you stick your dick in your girlfriend's pussy? As often as I can! That sounds great! No, I have to wait in line like everybody else!  |
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I've got a fictional tale I could tell about Trump but it's pretty triumph the insult comic dog bad! with your humor of course, but as intelligent satire, more like colbert and not lowering below trumps in-the-swamp style. humorously pointing out the absurdity of the current admins aberrations is the best bet to chip away at these robots. they can already look any fact in the eye and twist it, deny it, and find any reason at all to insult the reporters of the facts. lets not add to their ammunition being able to denounce commentary for having crass references. itll be hard to toe that line, but if anyone can do it, you can. btw, triumph is funny, but too easy for the robots to denounce and therefore (in their eyes) devalue the point being made. "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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2/13/2020 2:46 pm |
wow, lot of nasty to spew since you stopped exposing trump. that suited you sooo much better. come back, we miss you
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wow, lot of nasty to spew since you stopped exposing trump. that suited you sooo much better. come back, we miss you "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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2/13/2020 12:49 pm |
Hey Jack how are you? Haven't heard from you in awhile. Just poking fun at things.
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2/13/2020 11:00 am |
Are you pregnant or just too fat to tell the difference? Did your mom give birth to you or did a whale? I heard you took your girlfriend out to dinner for Valentine's Day. Yeah, they said sorry no pigs allowed! I heard you lost your sister in the parking lot at Disneyland. Yeah, we found her parked two rows down. What does she look like? You can't miss her. She's as big as a house. Well, then you shouldn't have any trouble finding her. Just bark a few times I'm sure she'll come running. Just wave a chicken leg in the air she'll pick up the scent. Is that your sister or one of the New Year's Day floats? Your sister sure Takes the Cake! Yeah, that's the problem she takes a lot of cake! Does your sister give a good blowjob? Yeah, she's got no front teeth! How big is your girlfriend's pussy? Her pussy is so big when I say hello down there it echoes back! How ugly are your girlfriend's tits? They are so ugly they call her fried egg tits! How big and ugly are your girlfriend's feet? Her feet are so big and so ugly when they saw her footprint they thought they had discovered Bigfoot! Does your girlfriend like to suck your cock? Yeah, when she's not sucking some other guy's cock! How often do you like to have sex with your girlfriend? Every day if I could! Most of the time she's got some other guy's dick in her pussy! How often do you stick your dick in your girlfriend's pussy? As often as I can! That sounds great! No, I have to wait in line like everybody else!
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