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Donald Trump: cOMIC relief
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Donald Trump: cOMIC relief I was able sit down with Triumph the insult comic for an interview. Hello, how are you Triumph? I was doing pretty good until they scheduled do this stupid interview with you! You look like something I ate last week and pooped! Is this a real interview or just a come-on for a blowjob! Wow! You don't waste any time getting the jokes! Well, that's what I do! I poop on people! By the way, I saw your mother the other day! I smelled her butt! It got me all excited! I had hump her leg! She loved it! You know she was pretty good for an lady! I hope she can wash out my ice cream stain from her pant leg! What do you think of Donald Trump? Do you think he's a really good president? Yes, I think he is a really good president! For poop on! Donald Trump made America great again! For me poop on! So what do you think of this whole thing with Donald Trump having an orange face? I like Donald Trump's orange face! I think it works for him! I think it looks great! For poop on! Did you see that picture of Donald Trump with his hair blowing back in the wind showing his makeup line?! Yes, I saw it! I can't tell if that's his face or he forgot wipe his ass! It looks like someone hit him in the face with a pumpkin pie! Did you know Donald Trump isn't White? He isn't? No, he's a part of the race called orange people. He is a direct descendant of the orangutan! The orangutan? Yes, that's how he got his orange color! He's not white! He is a person of color! Did you know Donald Trump doesn't sleep with his wife Melania any more! He doesn't? Know he doesn't! Why not? It's too dangerous! Why is it dangerous? Because he's so fat! When he rolls over on top of her to have sex. It suffocates her! She can't breathe! So why doesn't she be on top? No that doesn't work either. Why not? Because he's so fat! Melania can't find his penis under all those rolls of blubber! Donald Trump just lies there like a beached whale! Sometimes maybe his huge big protruding mushroom penis head might pop through! But what good does that do?! She can't do anything with it! I have a new nickname for him! I call him the little big man! Why do you call him that? He's got a tiny little dick with a huge gigantic big mushroom penis head! So tell me Triumph what's your big dream? Well, I would like to visit Donald Trump at the white house. Oh really. Yes! For me to poop on! I pooped on his shoe when he wasn't looking! Then what did you do? I vomited all over his shoe. I thought he would like some mustard and relish on his poop hot ! I heard you dressed up like a beautiful woman and tried seduce Donald Trump. Yes, I did! How did it go? Did you seduce him? Yes, I did! How was it? He was pretty good! For poop on! I heard you invited Donald Trump's Ivanka Don Jr and Eric over for dinner. Yes, I did! For poop on! I heard Donald Trump gave you an autographed copy of his book, Trump: The Art of the Deal? Yes, he did! For poop on! L7 - Human https://youtu.be/YD1iliTBTH4 Triumph the Insult Comic - Star Wars outtakes https://youtu.be/r-fYFYoQUL4  |
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2/18/2020 1:21 pm |
This post in no way reflects the opinion or material of Triumph the insult comic dog. It is a fictitious presentation of the writer of this blog.
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2/17/2020 7:31 am |
why do people who lack any type of brain power post such crap like this, this a sex site not a political one wonder why you cant find anyone even on a sex site I dont .
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