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Rain Forest - A Night in Heaven
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Posted:Jun 13, 2014 3:39 pm
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2014 7:25 pm
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So, as I was saying, we got to the site and the first thing I did after saying my hellos was grab a beer.
We sat around the fire talking and, one of the ladies knocked over the grill. Only one piece of meat made it to the ground so that was good. Eventually, it was burnt enough so that I could eat a few pieces (well, that solved that problem!), have some more beer, and just chilled.
All this time I’m thinking: “God, I hope they keep on talking because if I go to sleep too soon I won’t be able to sleep through the night (on account of the hard ground). Well, maybe because of the beer, or maybe I was having more fun than I realized, it was after 2:00 a.m. and we started turning in one after the other.
I was asleep the minute I hit the ground (my wife had it all covered; comforters and yoga mat).By 5 I was awake, wanting to pee so bad but lazy to go into the woods.
Eventually I went, no problem, came back into the tent and soon the lovely, soothing, wonderful sound of rainfall through the trees and on the top of the tent. I was in heaven!
I soon fell asleep again until it really started pouring. Music to my ears! My wife missed most of that. I could have made love to her and cleaned her up and she probably wouldn’t have known.
We didn’t bother with breakfast in the rain (I could have enjoyed that); instead I gorged on some fruit, which works just as well! Then we got gone.
Believe it or not, I was the one most reluctant to leave!
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Rain Forest - Bedding By The Lake
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Posted:Jun 12, 2014 10:58 pm
Last Updated:Jul 15, 2014 12:59 pm
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Last week I spent everyday from Sunday to Saturday agonizing about something that I had to do.
Despite the fact that I had said I would be getting out the house this summer I still balk whenever time comes for me to get going.
Last Saturday was my real birthday so my wife and her friend planned a camping trip to celebrate. And I’m saying: “Why would I want to go spend my birthday sleeping on hard ground in the woods (by a lake, mind you), eat burnt food, and then have insects nipping at me like I was some kind of delicacy?”
So, all week I was miserable each time I thought about it. But, not wanting to seem ungrateful I kept the mumbling to myself.
Then of course, on Saturday my back, which had been nipping at me all week, decided to get worse. Now I’m trying to dig up the courage to say postpone the bloody thing.
Finally, I gave up bitching and got ready as soon as I got home (after a hour’s sleep) and we set out. Of course, I was upset that I left so late because most of the landscape on the trip was being shrouded in darkness.
Got to the campsite, immediately downed a bottle of cold beer, and suddenly I was having a great time; enjoyed my dinner, did some more beer, shoot the breeze until about 2 in the morning, and fell asleep as soon as my body hit the ground.
What a great night it was!
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HNW -Soccer
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Posted:Jun 11, 2014 8:37 pm
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2014 12:57 pm
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Just in time for the 2014 World Cup...
These are genuine soccer jerseys to go along with a genuine soccer... and no longer genuine soccer legs! 
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The 'Lovely Lady Labia Lump' Lover
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Posted:Jun 11, 2014 7:45 pm
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2014 7:30 pm
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Before you submit this as a response let me take care of that for you: I am a pervert! Unrepentant & Unabashed!
Now (having said that), I have to say, I sometimes see ladies/girls in these really close-fitting tights/pants/shorts, and it’s unforgivingly (is that even a word?) strangling the ‘kitty’ (which is one of the first places I look), eliciting both sympathy and joy from me.
Sympathy, because I think the poor cat must really be feeling it; and joy when I think how happy this cat could be if he could just feel it. I know I would love to give a few of them CPR! (The ‘kitties, ’ that is.)
Sometimes I know it’s just my imagination that make me think there is that much there (in pants, that is); but sometimes there’s no missing how much some ladies are packing (tights/shorts). And it gets my imagination going even crazier.
I always have a preference for the ones that stick out, round, almond shaped (that’s crazy! It’s not almond-shaped, but more pussy-shaped; let’s call a spade a spade!), and smooth.
And even though sometimes I’m imagining more than there really is, it is definitely a lot of fun, which is on the positive side.
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Girth, Not Length
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Posted:Jun 10, 2014 8:05 pm
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2014 6:43 pm
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I was somewhat worried when I saw this, you know, just in case I fall back into the dating pool (I’m already not a good swimmer so who needs additional problems): Girth, not length, preferred for one-night stands: study. Sorry, guys, size — specifically girth — does matter when it comes to one-time lovers, according to new research.
Now, I’m always talking about how gifted I am but I’ve never really been sure if my girth is within the natural parameters of largeness. You know, when girls tell me how large I am I’ve always just assumed they were talking about length (they could mean the whole nine yards (no pun intended – even though I went past 9 a long time ago) but my mind just went to length!
The ladies who participated in the study selected models of penises with larger circumferences when asked what they would prefer for a one-night stand, compared to those selected for a long-term partner.
Further down the line I saw this: “But women are looking for 6.5 inches in length no matter the nature of the relationship, according to a new study.”
And I said: “Okay! Now you’re talking.” I mean, I think I’m super-sized, you know? ‘Tear-pussy-apart” large? But what man doesn’t think he’s huge.
Researchers asked 41 women to examine 3D-printed penises of varying sizes and select the model they would prefer for a one-time partner, LiveScience reported.
They were also told to pick out the model they would prefer for a long-term lover.
The blue models came in 33 different sizes and ranged from 4 inches long and 2.5 inches in circumference to 8.5 inches long and 7 inches in circumference.
The models the participants chose for one night stands had larger girths than those picked for long-term relationships.
Length didn’t seem to make a difference. The women preferred 6.5 inch-penises for both types of relationships, according to LiveScience.
After reading all this I decided: “Okay! Not my problem!”
Am I sounding over-obsessed with my penis?
One would think I walk around all day with it in my hand, stroking it casually!
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It's Been A While...
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Posted:Jun 10, 2014 6:48 pm
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2014 6:15 pm
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but here I am again!
Kate Hudson says she once weighed 185 pounds and I’m wondering if it was all the steroid she was ingesting from Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) and Lance Armstrong? I’m going to assume she swallows, since she’s dropped so much weight since she got rid of both of (or they got rid of her) them.
Am I being too gross?
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Fuck A Kardashian... (That's Neither Here Nor There)
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Posted:May 30, 2014 5:57 pm
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2014 9:29 pm
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A co-worker of mine, about 12, 13 years ago, once looked at me and said being intelligent is no big deal. She was laughing at me and seemed to think I should feel ridiculed for being more intelligent than she was.
Of course, I’m laughing at her and thinking to myself: “How can anyone be this fucking dumb?”
Now, in retrospect, I have to wonder if she was smart in her stupidity!
I mean, look at the fucking Kardashians, the Jenners, Paris Hilton, and people like those. They seem to have the whole fucking world hanging on to their every word.
If my co-worker had had the right contacts she could have probably bought me. She actually had sex with me by simply asking what time I would be getting home that evening. 5 minutes after I got home she was there. She didn’t cum but I’m not taking the blame for that (although I can’t swear to have done my best.)
Damn! One of the Jenners can’t even read and the father wants all the mother’s makeup and undies.
I used to think how embarrassing it would be if I couldn’t read.
Pam must be laughing at me now at my stupidity for thinking I had to possess intelligence to be someone.
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Sex With A Much Older Lover
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Posted:May 29, 2014 5:14 am
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2014 9:24 pm
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I swear Meredith Engel was dicking around somewhere in my head.
She just wrote an article called “Sheila Vogel-Coupe, 85, is Britain’s oldest escort,” which focuses on Sheila Vogel-Coupe, one of three ‘mature sex-workers’ featured in a British documentary titled: "My Granny the escort."
I say this because for quite a few years now I have had a Russian admirer (92) who desperately wants to bed me. I’ve avoided doing it because (1) I’m afraid I might do damage to her, and (2) I feel guilty, like I’m doing something wrong (rob bing –the-cradle in reverse!).
At the same time, I’ve always wanted to bang older ladies because I feel there are a lot of them out there who wish they could get some sometime.
There must be thousands of older women out there without a man who would just like to feel what an evening of good sex feels like!
But I feel if I was to approach one (in a decent manner) and ask her how she feels about the idea, she might not only rebuff me, but also panic and think I’m trying to harm her.
Stella is quoted as saying in the interview: “"I get lonely and like the companionship of a gentleman, but if you want the honest truth, I do it because I love sex, …Even thinking about it makes me feel better."
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Just Wondering
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Posted:May 28, 2014 2:35 pm
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2014 6:10 pm
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I wonder if anyone can educate me on this?
Every now and then I come across a blog title that attracts me and I visit to see if it is one that would interest me. When I get there I see something that says:
"This blog is only viewable (I really don't remember what they usually say, but it is something to that effect) to friends of this blogger."
Is this person only writing for a select few people (I have no problem with it since I'm very choosy myself of who I call friend), did someone become abusive and they realize that they are not able to handle the abuse, or do they worry about who might encounter them on a site such as this?
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Cheryl's Vagina
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Posted:May 25, 2014 12:21 am
Last Updated:May 30, 2014 3:15 pm
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I have this obsession with vaginas, which is different from my obsession with sex.
I love having sex; not sex with the same person, but, sex with different people (preferably a different person each day).
But what I have found out is that I'm obsessed with seeing what each woman's vagina looks like. Some men will say it's all the same when the light goes out.
But I'm not concerned with what it looks like when the light goes out. I'm interested in what it looks like in the light; different colors, different sizes, different shapes, different feels, different smells, and different tastes.
And I don't even need to make love to any of them.
I remember the first co-worker I ever took home with me cursing me out because I was just lying there between her legs looking at it, brushing my lips across it and over her pubic hair (thick, black and lush); and I was in heaven.
She said to me: "Do something before I get up and go home! I came for sex, not to be examined."
She was just teasing because she knew how much I was in love with her, and for how long, although we had never made love before that day.
I should have married that girl!
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